A Biopsy?

Hello world, this post is our first step into the blogosphere. We don't promise to be funny but we promise to be vulgar, incredibly mature (sarcasm), and, at times, very sexual. Here's a small biopsy of each of us.

My name is Binny, and I was born and raised in the northern hemisphere.  I currently attend the University of Arizona, where I study science-y and math-y things. On the outside, I may seem like your typical Asian. But on the inside, I'm pretty much your typical Asian. In the near future, I plan on going blonde, or close to it. In the far-away future, I plan on marrying rich and having lots of hoes in every area code. I'm not always grammatically correct (Engrish), much to my partner's dismay, but I am an excellent speller. I almost won the school spelling bee in the 4th grade. Holla. Also, In case you were wondering, I am not a lesbian, although I come pretty damn close to it for Leah. She'll write her little blurb as soon as she gets out of the shower. ;)

I'm Leah, not asian, not native to the Koreas, and too afraid of commitment to have hoes in every area code (my only long term relationship is with food.) I look forward to the finer things in life - like new razors and good smelling shampoo. While writing this, I feel like something out of Sex in the City, minus the city and sex, so more of just 'in', but I still feel like Carrie Bradshaw nonetheless. At night time, I cuddle my baby blanket and sip wine from the bottle (more of a frat party handle pull than sip, but don't tell my AA sponsor). During the day time, I live in sweat pants, or really anything with more elastic in it than any other material, I also occasionally attend class, but am more likely to be found amidst four pillows and many blankets watching Grey's Anatomy Marathons (intentionally capitalized...it's a real event).

Perpetually single,

Binny and Leah